Mom Brain Candle - Lady of the Lake
Mom Brain Candle - Lady of the Lake

Mom Brain Candle

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A candle for mom brain
Smells like forgetting your own name.
Relax, you'll be back to normal in about 18 years. 

Soggy Cherrios Scented

I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.

Soy wax candle
Approx. 60hr burn time

 


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