Which One Is Your Salary? - Greeting Card - Birthday
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Which one is your salary?
The Onion Salary: You Get It, Open It, And Start Crying.
The Diet Salary: With Every Paycheck You Eat Less.
The Magic Salary: You Make A Couple Of Moves *Poof* - It's Gone
The Impotent Salary: It's Never There When You Need It.
The Pms Salary: It Comes Once A Month And Lasts For 3-5 Days.
The Tornado Salary: There's No Telling When It Will Come And How Long It's Going To Last.
The Condom Salary: It Kills Both The Inspiration And The Will.
The Onion Salary: You Get It, Open It, And Start Crying.
The Diet Salary: With Every Paycheck You Eat Less.
The Magic Salary: You Make A Couple Of Moves *Poof* - It's Gone
The Impotent Salary: It's Never There When You Need It.
The Pms Salary: It Comes Once A Month And Lasts For 3-5 Days.
The Tornado Salary: There's No Telling When It Will Come And How Long It's Going To Last.
The Condom Salary: It Kills Both The Inspiration And The Will.
Inside: Have a happy birthday. You've earned it.
5" x 7"