The Golden Years - Greeting Card - Birthday

The Golden Years - Greeting Card - Birthday

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The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Drooping; Now Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass.

Inside: Hope your birthday is nothing but golden!

5" x 7"


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